Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.


I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.


See, the thing is, and I don’t know why I feel this way but, “nice guys” (the ones who text you first, compliment you each time they get, have cute nicknames for you like Princess, always ask about you and your day) are nice to have and be around ..for a week. Or really, even…

He may love you. He probably does. He probably thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.

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This is Primrose Crous and her SD turned husband. You’re probably just as attractive as her and your Pot is probably two times uglier than her husband. He just bought her an island, how good does that $900 offer sound?

Pictures are worth a million words. Google her. All the bull shit she had and still has to go through is not worth a lambo.

Also, money may buy you clothes but it can’t buy you style smh



What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.


fronisha asked
Your car is beautiful. Have fun with it! 💙

Thank you so much 💙💙💙💙

Telling a young girl she can’t wear what she wants because it’s not appropriate encourages the idea that men’s reactions should dictate society’s norms, and that all women are meta-Eves, tempting and ensnaring men with our sultry-eyed gaze. My parents’ culture is steeped in patriarchy, in the philosophy of the one-step machismo machine, where there is just one kind of man, and two kinds of women: the angel and the whore. These limited ideas of masculinity breed men who want ownership of women.

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don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

calisugarsunshine asked
Congrats on your car!!! It looks gorgeous (from the pictures) xoxo :)

Thank you so so much! It’s only day one though lol I’m putting in tints on Wednesday, then looking for rims and shit lol



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